Monday, May 2, 2011

Tips for Monday May 2nd

Tell us the news.

Have you spotted a Sudanese person with a machete? Send your tips in.

Still one of my favourite performances:



7 comments:

  1. I think I saw a white Aboriginal with a degree...what should I do?

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  2. Buy him/her a latte.

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  3. Bin Ladin was killed in Abbottabad. Is that a veiled attempt by the left-wing Gillard/Green coalition to smear our gracious leader's fine name!

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  4. My tips is that I just read the Greens are hatching a plan to destroy our life by raising taxes to 90% for anyone who works hard and introduce a retrospective tax on oxygen. So if you've already breathed a lot you may not have much time left. Which is pretty hypocritical because I bet Bob Brown breathes a lot. Say no more.

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  5. I've heard that Bob Brown photosynthesises. Therefore, because he produces oxygen, he will collect ALL the proceeds from this great big new tax on oxygen.

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  6. Ozeditor, you say Bob Brown photosynthesises. I'm not sure if that's completely correct. While I do get all my science from blogs I also heard that animals photosynthesis. Greens, animals, see where I'm coming from?

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  7. Very good to see Mickey's Grand Opera again but I do think that you would prefer What's Opera Doc? You seem like someone who'd prefer a Wagnerian opera to that Disney stuff. I could really see you singing "Kill the Wabbit, Kill the Wabbit" while sitting in your Southbank office.

    Of course this is as good a time as any to post these Youtube links. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfuwNU0jsk0
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbjjTLVrkKA

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