Monday, May 9, 2011

TV show transcript

Transcript of my Tony Abbott interview on The Clot Report:

Clot: My next guest is the esteemed Leader of the opposition Tony Abbott. Welcome. 
Abbott: Thanks Andrew. 
Clot: Thanks for being on my first show. 
Abbott: Thanks. 
Clot: No thank you.  
Abbott: May it flourish 
Clot: May it flourish indeed 
{commercial break} 
Clot: Tony, is the Gillard Government the worst government in the history of Australia? 
Abbott: Look, this is a big bad t... 
Clot: But Tony are they the most duplicitous government you've ever seen? 
Abbott: Look, this is a big bad tax. That’s what it is, it’s a big bad tax and it doesn’t matter what you do to it, it will still be a big bad tax. What she needs to do is just drop it. Drop it now, not this week, not next week, but now. 
Clot: Thank you very much for joining us today. 
Abbott: And Andrew look, congratulations on the programme. 
Clot: May I flourish. 
Abbott: May you flourish indeed. 
Clot: That’s good of you. 
Abbott: Flourish 
{fading to black} 
Clot: Flourish 
{ends}

2 comments:

  1. Flourish? Does that mean to become covered in white powder? Is he wishing Mr Clot gets dandruff? What a nasty thing to say.

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  2. It augurs well that your set design was exceedingly florid.

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